What if someone (STRANGER) insults you and tells you this:
1. Ang arte mo!
What I wish I could say: WTF?!? Sapakan nalang? Tignan natin sinong maarte.
What I would really say: Uhh, thanks?
2. mas matalino naman ako sayo
What I wish I could say: Mas maganda ako sayo.
What I would really say: Really? Ano IQ mo? ;)
3. crush ako ng crush mo?
What I wish I could say: Oh edi hindi ko na siya crush. Pangit pala ng taste niya eh.
What I would really say: Oh edi hindi ko na siya crush.
4. am bobo mo pala sa math!
What I wish I could say: Ang bobo mo. Period.
What I would really say: Ah so ikaw magaling sa math? 56 times 11!! WRONG! NOOB!
5. bilisan mo naman!
What I wish I could say: Atat much? Sige lalo ko babagalan.
What I would really say: Sorry na po.
6. ang sungit mo!
What I wish I could say: Oo sayo lang.
What I would really say: Huh? What? Why? When? Where? How?
7. Gusto mo ng away?
What I wish I could say: AHAHAH you’re messing with the wrooong person dude.
What I would really say: Oo bakit? Kaya mo ako?
8. takot ka ata sa kin eh?
What I wish I could say: Oo ang pangit mo eh.
What I would really say: In what aspect? Hahahahaa
9. Mas mahal nia ko!
What I wish I could say: Wala eh tanga ka pala eh. Iiwan ka rin niyan. Pangit mo eh.
What I would really say: Eh ano ngayon?
10. Ambababa namn ng grades mo!
What I wish I could say: Yabang mo ah??
What I would really say: Ah hehe oo nga eh, di kasi ako nag-aaral.
WHAT IF SINABI SAYO ITO NG CRUSH MO?
1. crush kita
What I wish I could say: About time! HAHAHA JOKE
What I would really say: Hahaha riiiight.
2. Hindi kita mahal?
What I wish I could say: Are you suuuuuuure?
What I would really say: Oh okay.
3. Mahal na kita
What I wish I could say: OMG LET’S GET MARRIED RIGHT NOW!
What I would really say: Uhh...ahhh...ehhh...
4. pakopya naman ng assignment
What I wish I could say: Ah sure go ahead!
What I would really say: Ah sure go ahead!
5. crush ko yung friend mo
What I wish I could say: KAPAL NG MUKHA MO I HATE YOU!!!
What I would really say: Ah talaga? Since when?
6. pwede patabi sa upuan mo?
What I wish I could say: Ehhh...sikip eh! Kandong nalang! :D
What I would really say: Ehhh...sikip eh! Fine.
7. cute mo magsmile.
What I wish I could say: Ofcourse!!!
What I would really say: Really? Why thank you!
:D :D :D
E KAPAG PARENTS MO ANG NAGSABI SAYO NITO?
1. Umuwi ka ng maaga.
What I wish I could say: EHHH!!!
What I would really say: Ha?? *negotiates*
2. magaling ka pala sumayaw?
What I wish I could say: Matagal na.
What I would really say: Nyek.
3. hindi ka pwedeng pumasok sa klase
What I wish I could say: Huh? Why?
What I would really say: Huh? Why?
4. bawal ka maggirlfriend
What I wish I could say: BUT WHY!!! I won’t get pregnant that way. HAHAH sobrang joke nun!
What I would really say: Uhh mom? Dad? Not interested!
5. magaral ka ng mabuti.
What I wish I could say: Nooooo but I don’t wannaaaaa!!
What I would really say: Oo nga...
E KAPAG TEACHER MO NAGSABI SAYO NI2?
1.Kailangan kong makausap magulang mo
What I wish I could say: NO!!!!!
What I would really say: Wahh umm...okay...
2.Ang makita kong mangopya mamatay na!
What I wish I could say: Uhh okay, never naman ako nangongopya.
What I would really say: Yeah sure.